9 People You Meet at Every Wedding
Wedding season is upon us! With weddings every weekend, it can all seem like a blur. But there are always stand outs – and usually, it has to do with the wedding guests who, let’s be honest, often provide the best entertainment.
Here are nine people you meet at every wedding:
The sleazy groomsman trying to hook up with, well, anyone he can…
The buffet hoarder who loads up their plates with some of everything…
The cute old lady – she’ll be the center of attention on the dance floor or falling asleep over dinner…
The person who had too much fun – you can tell because they’ll be passed out in a corner at the end of the night…
The bridesmaid who’s more excited than the bride, and the other bridesmaid who’s smile is so obviously fake, and the other bridesmaid who definitely started drinking before she even put her makeup on…
That awkward family member lurking around who you have to be nice to because they’re family…
The hyper kid running around under your dress, in and out of the dance floor, under the tables…
The photographer who gets obsessed with one guest…
The mother-in-law with the Oedipus complex who can’t let her son go, usually wearing white and stealing the bride’s thunder, but you can’t say anything to her because she’s the mother-in-law…
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