Oh, Funk N Pop! Nacelle’s day-party/picnic concept that has very much become more of a lifestyle and less of a party. There’s sunshine, rainbows, flowers, but more importantly, there’s freakin’ people. It has been proved scientifically impossible for you to not run into literally every single person you know at Funk N Pop.
Your ex-lover, archenemy, least favorite cousin, those burn outs from high school, hell, we wouldn’t even be surprised if you bump into your bawab there. We here at Scoop Empire have scoured Funk N Pop’s every corner to give you exactly the types of people we all bump into there.
1. The Nacelle Volunteers
Dem cool kids get free entrance, a Funk N Pop top and a 100 LE voucher. Where do we sign up?
2. The Tumblr Hippies
They’re probably barefoot, with John Lennon glasses on, pretending to read a (pretentious) book. You can find them tripping out at the nearest bonfire.
3. The Show-Offs
Tito play with fire ? #nacelle #funknpop
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They’ll be mingling in front of the food area, hula hooping, fire dancing, beat boxing and more. We get it, you guys, High School Musical has got nothing on you!
4. The Judgemental Jihans
They are everywhere. They come solely to judge and only to judge. We hate them and so should you. GTFO, Jihan!
5. The Can’t-Feel-My-Face-When-I’m-With-You Crowd
From the Tameem Youness fans camped in front of the bathrooms to the ones who keep ecstatically trying to hug you to the smokers who keep stealing your beanbag and more. We love all of you, khamsa emwah!
6. Hijabis That Slay
You will find them running around in euphoria, killin’ it on the dancefloor and, most importantly, not giving a shit about what anyone thinks!
7. The Lovebirds
Do we even need to explain this???
8. The Instagram Sluts
The only reason they’re there is not to have fun but to actually have a freakin’ photoshoot with themselves and leave. You know who you are… *strikes a pose*
9. The Professional Smugglers
We admire their dedication: sneaking in vodka in water bottles, tequila in flasks or other paraphernalia in their bras.
10. The Beanbag and Hammock Hoarders
Chilling ? @nacelle_ #FunkNPop #thisisegypt
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CAN YOU PLEASE GET YOUR ASS OFF THAT HAMMOCK WE WANT TO TRY IT BEFORE THEY SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN???
11. The Nile Cruisers
Some people enter via the entrance gate, others think that’s not enough. So they opt for the Beyoncé entrance via the Nile Taxi. ~they see us rollin’, they hatin’~
12. The Party Animals
Happy feet?#funknpop #nacelle #ThisIsEgypt
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Because they can’t miss an opportunity to drink! Wednesday? B-SIDE! Thursday? HOUSE SESSIONS! Friday? MOTHAFUNKIN’ FUNK N POP!!! *chugs a bottle of Sakkara*
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