How Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift’s Snapchat Feud Will Affect the Egyptian Economy

Okay so, this is the most white girl article that has and will ever exist on our website. You might think that Kim Kardashian outing our not-so-favorite Taylor Swift has no effect whatsoever on the Egyptian culture. Well, you’re wrong. The bootylicious Armenian has just proved that Snapchat is a vicious and malicious medieval war tool.

 

The simplest recap for Egyptians who could care less would be that Kanye dissed Taylor in a song, she pretended to be shocked, he called her a lying snake, adding that he took her permission, she called him out while receiving an award saying that you will meet people who will try take credit for your success. Fast forward, Kim K Snapchats a recorded video of Kanye on the phone with TayTay asking for permission and her being “yeah, sure, OMG.”

 

So how will this affect our social media? Here’s how ya gama3a!

 

 

Snapchat will officially rule the social media reign

 

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Every teenager with a frenemy will try to pull a Kardashian Snapchat scandal

 

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No matter where you are, someone will be holding a flashing phone to your face. Fun times

 

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Snaps of people eating, walking, breathing, basically snaps of any sh*t you could care less about

 

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If you were bored with Instagram’s fashionistas, you’ll need to wait for Snapchats that will make you snap

 

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Freakin’ influencers everywhere on your phone whether you like it or not

 

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Brands will dump Instagram and Facebook, and pay a hell of a lot more for influencers’ snaps  

 

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Egyptians will be further brainwashed into believing influencers are actually having fun at those events. It’s a Kardashian revelation tool after all

 

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More brands paying more useless money on social media PR

 

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Elas3ar hateghla, wel dollar hayeghla, wel madares hateghla, we hanru7 fe dahya ya Kim

 

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WE SAID THIS: Hey Kim K, you were just as fierce as Cersei Lannister watching a whole city burning to the ground today.

 

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