15 Egyptian Signs You Need to Get your Shit Together

Sometimes in life, it can seem like no matter how hard you try, things just blow up in your face for no reason at all. It’s kind of unfair, but you’re not the only one this happens to. We’re here to let you know that we feel you and know that the struggles can all be too real at times.

*hits snooze 15th times*

 

 

 

Taking a selfie instead of getting up to look into the mirror

 

 

 

It’s impossible to get up in the morning without setting a ridiculous amount of alarms

 

 

 

The only meal you really know how to cook is ordering from Otlob

 

 

 

You want to order food from Casper & Gambini’s but they’re not on Otlob so you settle for Majesty

 

 

 

You watch 10 years worth of TV shows in one week *cough* Supernatural *cough*

 

 

 

There’s a pile of trash in your house that probably (or will soon) looks like this

 

 

 

Your living room smells like stale cigarettes and broken dreams

 

 

 

You’ve had to replace the screen on your phone several times now, but you still don’t have a phone case

 

 

 

You only wash the dishes when it’s no longer possible to safely pile things up on the side or your maid is out of the country

 

 

 

You see your drug dealer more than your mom

 

 

Or your drug dealer texts you more than you text him/her

 

 

Being an outfit repeater at work because you totally overslept and woke up at someone else’s house

 

 

 

Passing out at work because you partied way too much last night

 

 

 

And then you do everything in this list all over again

 

 

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