Things Egyptians Probably Want to Smuggle Inside Ducks

 

We’re going through a wonderland phase in Egypt where nothing sounds strange anymore, so when we read about a guy smuggling EGP 1,360,000 million inside ducks on his way to Kuwait, we were like meh! Can you please be a bit more creative?

 

This is a country where we can’t even afford grocery shopping anymore, where is all this money coming from? According to Sada ElBalad, smuggling money and drugs in food is currently a thing in Egypt. So let us share with you seven things that we expect our people to start smuggling soon in ducks:

 

 

iPhone 7 was basically made by Apple to fit the insides of a duck, which comes in handy after the new dollar rate

 

 

 

Yes, they will hide a MacBook Pro in a duck because it costs almost EGP 70,000

 

 

 

It’s so cold outside but coats are over EGP 3,000! Khabeeli wahed fe batta wenta rage3 men (shove some in ducks when you come back from) America 

 

 

 

Have you ever noticed how a Nescafe Gold jar shape is in complete harmony with the shape of a duck?

 

 

 

Another jar that is a match made in heaven is our sweet heavenly Nutella

 

 

 

With our sugar crisis, we wouldn’t be surprised if it was smuggled inside ducks this month

 

 

 

Rumor is a Picanto car can be disassembled into a thousand pieces and smuggled into 6-7 ducks. There you go!

 

 

 

WE SAID THIS: Ducks were the answers all along!