Why I’m Embracing My Kersh This Summer, and You Should Too

Millennials can call it a dad bod all they want, but at the end of the day we both know it’s a freakin kersh and it’s a fabulous thing once you embrace it. Honestly, the fashion industry has been exceptionally cruel these past few years with all the cropped tops they’ve been forcing us to wear. It was a bit hard to work our way through the new trend, but with a high waist diaper shaped shorts, any cropped top will look good..kinda…okay, more like never!

 

People of the world with a kersh, you are not alone, we feel you and in case you’re doubting your baby-less bump, here are reasons why your kersh is absolutely flawless this summer:

 

 

It centers you

 

 

You can feel your center of gravity changing as you order that burger, yet the kersh always has your back we mesantarak.

 

 

You stand out in Sa7el

 

 

Who wants to look like everybody in Marassi and Hacienda? Yalahwi you’re so unique.

 

 

It’s a body attached table

 

 

You can lay back, watch the waves with a drink in your hand and sometimes on your kersh.

 

 

You can give it different looks

 

 

You can suck it in all the way till you can’t breathe, suck it a little bit so you look taller or push it all the way out and free Willy.

 

You are basically respecting Egyptian culture 

 

 

ElRagel eli men gher kersh, mayeswash ersh. We kaman elkersh 3ezz!

 

 

Do you understand that losing that kersh means no Sahel zalabia?

 

 

Mmm…no thank you.

 

 

Ancient Egyptians considered dad bods a sign of prosperity

 

 

Are you going to argue with the pharaohs?

 

 

C’mon people, it’s the ultimate 2016 statement

 

 

It takes power, independence, ferocity, charisma to pull off a kersh in 2016 when everyone on the beach looks Photoshopped.

 

 

WE SAID THIS: #FreeTheKersh, you guys!