Before And After: Arab Boyfriends Vs. Arab Husbands

A wise man once said, “The only constant is change”, and sadly for us, romance is included. History has proved time and time again that puppy love is not capable of surviving a marriage. Its future fate is not death, but more of paralysis.

Long gone are the days of hot, steamy and dirty talks, for you are left with nothing but house chores, kids and financial responsibilities. Arab men have been guilty as charged when it comes to post-marital transformations in the following relationship departments.

QUALITY TIME

 

 

When young and in love, holding hands can be as exciting as making love

 

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Suddenly, quality time means social media or anything that doesn’t require communication

 

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MONOGAMY

 

 

“You are the only one for me”: seven little words engraved in every Arab woman’s heart

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At least until he meets his second wife

 

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SEX LIFE

 

 

A guy in love promises a woman a hot and steamy world, endless love making and infinite ecstasy

 

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The only thing that is infinite after marriage is excuses to be around his best friend

 

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HUMOR

 

 

Before marriage, a guy is willing to laugh at his girlfriend’s jokes and make a fool out of himself

 

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After tying the knot, the only thing he finds funny is his wife’s weight

 

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JEALOUSY

 

 

What used to drive him insane…

 

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Now is not even on his radar

 

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FITNESS

 

 

What used to be ripped and chiseled…

 

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Later turns into male pregnancy

 

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 TEXTING

 

 

A love message changes from this…

 

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To this…

 

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SPENDING TIME AT HOME

 

 

Remember those movie nights?

 

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Well, you can forget about them, as he starts an affair with his Play Station

 

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HOUSE CHORES

 

 

Rarely does a man promise to help around the house…

 

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But those who do flip the hell out when reality checks

 

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SHARING INTERESTS

 

 

He might fake interest in your crap

 

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But later on, he can’t hide it anymore

 

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GIFTS

 

 

A boyfriend lavishes you with the most expensive shit you will ever come across, sweeping you off your feet

 

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A husband will pick up a calculator before he gets you that one bag you have been dreaming of

 

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FASHION

 

 

His wardrobe completely transforms from this…

 

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To this…

 

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