Apple has finally unveiled its long-awaited iPhone 7, featuring waterproofing, a dual-lens camera and wireless AirPod headphones. We’re not here to talk about what the new iPhone can do, we’re here to talk about how much it freakin’ costs. Apple have said the phone will cost around $649-$769 in the States, but with Egypt being, well, Egypt, it has been going around that the iPhone 7 could cost EGP 12,000 when it’s released in Om El Donya.
We have no doubt that some people will go ahead and still spend all that money just to be the first person in Egypt that owns an iPhone 7, we’re here to convince you to do the opposite.
Go on any of these life-changing trips from Destination 31, and still have more than enough pocket money to spend
From Nepal to South Africa and more.
Take the metro 12,000 times
As for smokers, you should get 40+ cigarette boxes (kharateesh) before the prices get any worse
Or 574 Big Macs (no combo) if you’re feeling hungry
Pay your car installments while you can still afford it
Buy 44 MAC lipsticks in every color you ever wanted
Or 120 tops from H&M because why not
Even better, you can get two air conditioners before they go extinct
Or purchase 300 movie tickets from Citystars cinema
Or get three iPods (Touch) instead
Or literally buy every IKEA product in this picture below
But most importantly, those EGP 12,000 can last you 2400 days, aka 6.5 years according to Fifi Abdou’s logic which allows you to live on EGP 5 a day
WE SAID THIS: Why do we have to sell our own kidneys to afford anything these days? Ugh.