12 Things Egyptian 80s Kids Are So Over

It took us a while to bond with social media. We made fun of social media addicts for years and called them losers, but we realized boycotting Facebook, Twitter or Instagram wouldn’t make us cool, different or deep. However, el-millennials zawedooha, we are trying to catch up but there are things that go against our nature, age, mentality and hormones.

 

 

We might love Snapchat, download Snapchat, every now and then find it in ourselves to Snapchat but we seriously don’t get the freakin’ point

 

 

 

 

Most of us either have kids or early joint pain, I’d rather die of eltesak afkhad than chase around looking for Pokemons

 

 

 

 

Instagram for most of us is a stalking and a major informative tool, in the sense of OMG he got engaged! Show me her Instagram ASAP so I pretend she’s uglier than me

 

 

 

 

Being the only ones at parties singing along to Return of the Mack or Batkalem Gad by Simon. That’s a dead sign you’re the only un-millennial in the area

 

 

 

 

Seeing a teen walking by, acting like Kylie Jenner, and realizing you slowly became the sugar daddy of the outing when you thought you’re still the Justin Bieber

 

 

 

 

Hashtags everywhere. I am a shameless hashtager and I blame millennials

 

 

Maybe it’s just me, but I hate dessert fusion. Nothing beats a classic Koeuider konafa and I also blame millennials just because I can

 

FY- freakin’- I, you might have 200k followers on social media and people still won’t realize who you are in the streets

 

 

We’re scared of allowing people to see our tagged photos on Facebook because no one wants to see our 80s ma3onet elshetta

 

 

 

 

We think getting too personal on social media is dangerous because of elsom3a brainwash and all those concepts millennials luckily know nothing about

 

 

 

The countless events influencers go to and pretend they actually enjoyed. Walahi etharashto

 

 

Last but not least, the one thing that ruins my day, something that leads to smashing phones and yelling at work in meetings, the so-called deep captions in third person that fashionistas and photographers love. A.K.A “They told her she’ll never be, so she became.” La2 deep!

 

 

 

WE SAID THIS: Y’all millennials need to be put down.