9 Signs You’re #ForeverAlone in Egypt

 

All you need is love, The Beatles were right, but sometimes you just can’t find it. Here’s probably why:

 

1. The only person you’ve had a real conversation with this week was your bawab

 

 

 

 

2. The closest relationship you have is with your mother

 

 

 

 

3. When you have a bad day, the first person you want to call is 19991

 

 

 

 

4. Your idea of a hot date is with your Playstation

 

 

 

 

5. You’d rather Netflix and chill by yourself than go down in Cairo traffic

 

 

 

 

6. You haven’t waxed in months because what is the actual point *cries*

 

 

 

 

7. You think the ideal gift is a Super Box from KFC, not flowers and chocolate

 

 

 

 

8. Your idea of commitment is never missing an important Ahly match

 

 

 

 

9. Your best chance at moving out of your parents’ house is to leave the country… and your Shengen visa was rejected

 

 

 

 

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