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How Not to Piss Off Your Bartender 101

Samar MarwanBy Samar MarwanNovember 28, 2015Updated:November 28, 20152 Mins Read
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Most drinkers have a bae (Bartender Administering Excellence) in their life, but often we forget that these fabulous people helping us destroy our kidneys are people, too, and there’s a code of conduct to uphold while doing business. Here are some pointers on how to not aggravate the bartender:

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Don’t dig your hands into the jar of garnishes

 

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Ladies, don’t pull out your money from your bra

 

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If you’re in a group have everyone’s order ready to go

 

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Don’t ask your bartender for some skeptic ass drink

 

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It’s not rocket science – tip your bartender well and they’ll take care of you

 

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If you want to get their attention have your cash out ready to go

 

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Sorry, folks, but if a cutie is smiling their way, you’re going to have to wait

 

 

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They don’t care if you just ordered your drink, it’s last call and you have gots to go

 

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WE SAID THIS: Don’t miss 11 Types of People You Will Always Find at Cairo Jazz Club.

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