10 Things about the Kalson that Only Guys Will Understand

We Egyptians love wearing kalsons in winter. Although it’s a short season here, it is always full of jokes and memes about how the kalson is one of the best inventions ever, making the world better, smarter and sometimes a little more fun.

 

 

1. Kalson Vs. Technology

 

There is a saying that shows just how valuable the kalson is at this time of the year: “Give me a kalson over an iPhone!”

Yes! Give me a kalson, better than anything on cold days and more beneficial.

 

 

2. The Slide

 

When you wear your jeans over your kalson and it slides up towards your knees.

 

 

3. The Squeeze

 

Sometimes, unfortunately, your kalson doesn’t have enough space for your man stuff. This is no doubt a kind of torture.

 

 

4. The kalson effect

 

They change the size of your jeans – your tights pants become totally loose. When winter is over, most of your jeans will look like they don’t belong to you.

 

 

5. The pocket

 

Underwear with a pocket? Interesting, but you have no idea how to use it.

 

 

6. Over the belt

 

Not cool, buddy! The kalson should not be that close to your navel.

 

 

7. Leggings may be smarter

 

Girls’ leggings have some funny features also, but compared to the kalson, they are a far better invention – at least they never make girls fat or change the size of their pants.

 

 

 

8. Sickness

 

When someone gets sick in winter, this is obviously because they don’t wear kalson…
آااه! تلاقيك مابتلبسش كلسوون تحت الحاجات

 

 

9. As gifts

 

What do you get a guy who won’t tell you what he wants? You buy him a kalson! This means YOU CARE.

 

 

10. Who says this?!

 

Some people call it “Kalthoum”* – and those people have probably never worn it.

*Om Kalthoum: Best Egyptian singer of all time

 

 

WE SAID THIS: Don’t miss 9 Reasons Why Winter Is the Best Season in Egypt.