17 Classes That Should Be Taught at Kris Jenner’s Dubai College

With the news of Kris Jenner launching Legacy Business School in New York and soon in Dubai, we wondered what would actually be taught there. La2a begad, what could you learn from the Kardashian clan?

 

 

 

Economics: Pimping out Your Daughters 101

 

 

 

 

 

Maritime Studies: Yachting with an Emphasis on Day Drinking

 

 

 

 

Theology: Theory of “Say Bible”

 

 

 

 

Performing Arts: Intro to Ugly Crying

 

 

 

 

 

Video Production 69: Lighting & Sex Tapes

 

 

 

 

Intermediate Marketing: Selling Socks

 

 

 

 

Interracial Studies: Snagging Rappers, Ball Players and Jews

 

 

 

 

Aesthetic Studies: Fake It Till You Make It

 

 

 

 

Finance: Multi-Million Profit from Weddings Exploitation

 

 

 

 

Human Sexuality: Informing Your Wife That You’re a Woman on National TV

 

 

 

 

Geography: North West

 

 

 

 

Technology: App Development from Literally Nothing

 

 

 

 

Engineering: Break the Internet

 

 

 

 

Mechanics: Ride Bikes, Magazine Covers and the Internet Naked

 

 

 

 

Law: Getting Away with Pedophilia

 

 

 

 

Humanities: How to Lose a Guy in 72 Days

 

 

 

 

Mixology: Shoving Bills Down a Waiter’s Throat

 

 

 

 

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