Signs You Became Hania And Social Media Is Your Ali

Addiction is an ugly thing, especially when you’re itching for internet. Hania from Ta7t El Saytara easily dominated the addiction throne last year and her beau, Ali, was her guilty, dirty pleasure. Here are all the signs you turned into Hania and social media has become your filthy Ali:

 

 

 

The minute you turn off the alarm, before your vision is even clear, you are Instagramming

 

 

 

 

Your phone goes with you everywhere. How many times have you done this only today?

 

 

 

 

That minute you realize you forgot your phone at home is misery personified

 

 

 

 

You speak in hashtags

 

 

 

 

Bey2ollak is the only man and life saviour you need

 

 

 

 

You don’t call people to catch up, you just stalk them on social media, make sure they’re alive and fatter than you, then continue to ignore them

 

 

 

 

You take meaningless photos of yourself EVERYWHERE and post on Instagram and it only gets you in trouble

 

 

 

 

The number of likes and notifications you get seriously affects your self-image

 

 

 

 

When something amazing happens, you freak out because you never got to Snapchat it

 

 

 

 

When something horrible happens in the street, you offer help by recording the video that will go viral on Facebook

 

 

 

 

The only relationship you have with your mom is being yelled at to control your social media addiction

 

 

 

 

You are at a party but you don’t party. you take photos pretending to be partying

 

 

 

 

You are so damn tired but your finger won’t stop moving on the phone. Mafish tabteel.

 

 

 

 

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