Every now and then I find myself speechless. Words sometimes fail to express what every Egyptian is going through. From leaked Thanaweya Amma physics exams and demonic microbus drivers, to insane school fees and a parliament with weird AF statements, Fifi Abdou’s ”khamsa emwah” is usually the only comeback that says it all.
“ElMowaten lazem yet3ab shawaya 3lshan yasta7ek laqab elMasry”
“Enty zai okhty”
“Masareef el pre-school 3ashar talaf dollar”
– Beteshtaghali eh
– Fahshionista
“Sorry mesh bendakhal mo7agabat”
“El-freska ba2et be EGP 5”
– Mama mesh la2y elsharab
– We law 2omt we la2eto
“Hateegy tokhtobni emta. Baba gabli 3arees”
“Enta geet elshoghl met2akhar. Hakhsemlak nos elyoom”
“Sorry you’re not on the guest list”
“Asef emte7an el physics etsarab”
“Couples only”
“Enty tekhenty wala eh?”
” Ana mesh vegeterian, ana vegan”
“Tigi nel3ab Pokemon Go?”
“Mama 3ayez 600 geneh arouh behom hafla fl Sa7el”
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