Best and Worst Pick-Up Lines
With Valentine’s Day approaching this Friday, we put together a list of the “best” and “worst” pick-up lines for all of you single gentlemen trying to get a last-minute date on Thursday night.
We don’t generally support the use of pick-up lines, but if you use a good one – and use it right – who knows? Maybe you’ll get lucky.
(Worst) Pick-Up Lines to Avoid:
1. “If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”
2. “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.”
3. “I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”
4. “Are you a light switch? Cuz I want to turn you on!”
5. “Hey! Tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.”
6. “My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”
7. “Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.”
8. “Baby, you’re so hot, I’d need an oven mitt just to touch you.”
9. “You must work at KFC, cuz you’ve got great breasts, legs and thighs.”
Okay, so to be totally honest we had trouble finding “best” pick-up lines because the whole concept of cheesy pick-up lines in itself is lame. But if you absolutely must use one, please select from this list of lesser-evils.
10 (Best) Pick-Up Lines If You Must:
1. “I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.”
2. “No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.”
3. “I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.”
4. “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
5. “Can I borrow your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.”
6. “Hey girl are you sitting on the F-5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing.”
7. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
8. “Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!”
9. “Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.”
10. “Save water. Shower with me.”
If the moment is right, score a few extra “cute points” with:
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
So maybe there’s not much difference between the “worst” and the “best” list. Our advice: Ditch the pick-up lines altogether and keep things simple. Just walk up to that lovely lady, with an air of confidence, and say:
“I think you’re beautiful.” Can’t beat that one.
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