Yalahwi! We are almost sure the dollar is on its way to reaching 14 Egyptian pounds. We’re scared, depressed and have no idea how the hell this happened. It is a disaster by all means. Here are all the luxurious things we can forget about, we won’t even mention important things because we’re so distraught, we can’t think, type, eat or breathe.
Pampers eh dah? You either potty train or clean the floors and carpets every two hours
International schools. Ensa AIS ba2a wel kalam da khales. Kolena kona t3lim magani
Moms of Egypt, it’s time we pay a fixed amount in EGP for nannies, otherwise we’re heading for a disaster
iPhones eh bas? Mafish ba2a la 6 wala 7
Giving birth in the states? Elwad yetl3 masry 3adi, mahasalsh haga
Or even a trip to Vegas. Guys, your bachelor party can be in samakmak, balash avwara ba2a
Elsaffar in general
Gluten free food or basically anything at Gourmet…and Metro Market…and Seoudi
Vehicles? Nope! It’s time we use our feet. Guys, don’t fall in love with girls living on the other side of Kobry October
Cigarette prices recently tax increased to 200%. Khalas safer w geeb khartoosha. Ah sahih! Sorry you can’t afford travelling
Medicine! Lih takhod Panadol lama momken takhod Tramadol?
Elshabka ya 3arousa
Kol ma7alat CityStars and Cairo Festival City! 3ndek fara7, etla3i 3la 3aboudy
WE SAID THIS: Hanshouf ayam sooda insha-Allah.