Do you ever wake up with an urge to punch someone in the face? Can you remember the last time you spent a whole day without giving someone the side eye? Do you turn into the Mad Joker whenever your mom asks you to go to family dinners? Well, we feel you and you’re not alone.
This list goes out to all the people who find it difficult to listen to others without gagging. If you have a hater in your family, you need to know what drives him over the edge.
The constant adds to Whatsapp groups…
Energetic “morning people” who insist on making you talk…
Getting stuck in the elevator with your co-workers…
That one girl at work who thinks just because she shares your office, you are best friends.
When you are texting someone but they decide to call …
When someone who hasn’t talked to you in years suddenly decides to give you the “How’ve you been?” phone call.
You hate patience because you have none…
You choose friends who hate people because social butterflies give you cramps.
Getting invited to weddings where everyone is over the moon…
That guy at the gym who thinks you care where he saw you before…
When someone sits next to you on a flight and decides to be your new best friend…
Or even worse, an annoying kid on your flight…
Bumping into an old school friend at the grocery store and sharing an awkward conversation…
You die every time you see a love letter as a status on Facebook.
Planning to meet one friend, and they bring along new people for you to meet…
Trying to be anything but your robotic self in front of new people…
The friend who always asks you to change something in your car (A.C, music, etc.)
Anyone who dares show emotions in front of you is the butt of your week long sarcastic jokes…
WE SAID THIS: Does that list accurately describe you? If so, here’s why you probably hate morning people.