There are few things in life I like more than food, and they are my seven cats (I actually do have seven cats), my mom’s cooking and Game of Thrones, but I’m not here to talk about this right now. I want to talk about food, and how goddamn amazing it is.
Food is one of the world’s greatest gifts, and because it is that, we need to love and respect it. How does one do that? I’ve created a list of rules that all humans must follow in order to lead a food-respecting life.
Eating pizza with a knife and a fork is why terrorism exists, you need to use your hands and only your hands
No matter how absolutely delicious someone’s food looks, let them taste it before you ask for a bite
When taking a bite from someone’s food, make sure to remember that you’re not a T-Rex and to only have a small bite
If you know you’re going to eat from someone else’s fries, just order freakin’ fries
Never eat from someone’s McNuggets because that’s rude AF
The person obviously get four or six pieces so they can just eat them all to themselves. LEAVE THEM THE EFF ALONE!
The rule above also applies to sushi BECAUSE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A PIECE OF SUSHI COSTS NOW? EXACTLY!!!
Unless you plan on paying the person 20 LE per piece.
Don’t do strange noises when drinking because NO
And when you’re eating as well because you’re not a cow
WE SAID THIS: We live in a SOCIETY for crying out loud.