16 Valid Responses To “When Are You Getting Married?”

Hard as it may be to believe, young Arabs get asked way too frequently when we are getting married. I know you’ve exhausted all your responses, so I’ve come up with a list you can use at the next gathering when your aunt gets on your case for being single AF.

 

 

1. Inshallah *go awaaaaay* inshallah

 

 

 

2. After you get a divorce

 

 

 

3. …

 

 

 

4. When we decide we’re ready for the next step, Rami Malek and I will do so

 

 

 

5. After I figure out why the hell it’s any of your damn business

 

 

 

6. When I get my hot mess of a life together… don’t hold your breath

 

 

 

7. Ain’t nobody got time for that

 

 

 

8. Check back with me in never

 

 

 

9. When singlism starts to suck

 

 

 

10. How ’bout…

 

 

 

11. Hey, look!

 

 

 

12. Right after I’m done with my shawarma

 

 

 

13. When I find someone as awesome as me… so, never

 

 

 

14. I hear the economy in Antarctica is booming, maybe you move there

 

 

 

15. Ummmm…

 

 

 

16. When I f*cking feel like it

 

 
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