Single And Dreading This Weekend? Here Are Our Favorite Cairo-Based Anti-Valentine’s Day Celebrations

Feeling bitter this weekend? We’ve got you covered!

In Egypt, there’s a celebration for everyone, even the ones who don’t want to celebrate. With all the shops covered in red roses and teddy bears, it can get really depressing, especially if you’re single. Here’s your guide to some anti-valentine’s day celebrations, which aren’t designed for two!

Anti-Valentine’s Night at Room Garden City

If you’re not into the over-priced parties celebrating “love”, then you’ll definitely be up for a good laugh! Room Art Space is hosting Beit El Comedy, the Middle East’s online directory for stand up comedy events, on Friday night, with a line up of 5 stand-up comedians. The event organizers promise there will be no overly-romantic decorations, so you’ll laugh as much as you want, in peace.

Valentine’s Day Special at The Ink Shop

This is more like an anti-valentine’s day special for all the newly-single people. You will get a 25% discount on a tattoo to cover up your ex’s name or initials! The offer continues till tomorrow, so don’t miss the chance to dump your previous love story and get ready for a new one!

Cheese Just Not That Into You at The Tap Maadi

Dance to the tunes of Cheeseballs ft. Azaar this Friday, and forget about that relationship that didn’t work out. If your heart is still aching, here’s an event to help you move on!

It’s Complicated at The Tap, East

Dance the night away on Valentine’s Day, even if you’re single! The DJs for the night will be Timour Omar, Ashmawy, and Sebzz, so you won’t be leaving the dance floor!

Valentine Shmalentine at The Tap West

Dance to the beats of DJunkie and forget about the lovey-dovey celebrations everywhere else. If you’re not feeling romantic this Valentine’s day, The Tap West is hosting a party that you won’t regret going to.

And while we’re on it, here’s a meme to help you survive this weekend!

WE SAID THIS: Are you celebrating?