You Need to Start Having Some Freakin’ Compassion Towards People Who Hate Cockroaches
Humans of the world, stop making fun of us, stop telling us we’re overreacting, the roaches are real and so is the struggle. Have you ever changed your whole trip when you heard rumors of cockroaches in your hotel? Do you shiver at the sight of the creepy brown insects? Are your nightmares nothing but roaches kicking their legs while being flipped on their backs? Did you just gag reading this?
If yes, then you, my dear friend, are one of the sad humans suffering from katsaridaphobia. If you’re someone who suffers from katsaridaphobia (or anyone who appreciates cleanliness) and if you know or suspect there are roaches in your home, you should definitely call pest control, like Terminix minnesota to be rid of the creatures! People, this our life in a nutshell.
You once heard a story that cockroaches can crawl right through your ear and you’ve never stopped using ear plugs
A strand of your hair touched your arm and you ran screaming in the streets because there is a 50% chance it’s a cockroach
You never go into the shower without inspecting the whole area because God forbid one of them might fall on your head while showering
When you are booking a hotel room, instead of checking prices, you read reviews for cleanliness and hygiene
At some point you lost a friend over a cockroach prank
You change plans, cancel trips, get off boats, get out of cars and run out of class at the sight of a brown cockroach, no matter what size it is
OMG, those are herbs in my salad! I’m in the hunt for baby roaches
You try to find BFFs who suffer quietly like yourself
You’ve had countless arguments with people asking what a cockroach could possibly do. Guys, you need to understand that when I see one 100 feet away, in my head it’s already inside my t-shirt. Stop using logic
WE SAID THIS: No photos of roaches were added because we feel your pain and also we didn’t have the heart to Google any.
