Life Lessons Only Reham Saeed Can Teach You

Why is everyone raging against TV show host Reham Saeed? Is this the first time they’ve watched one of her episodes? The woman has done nothing but share useless news for years for the sake of ratings.

Accusing a girl of asking for harassment just because she dared to wear a swimsuit is outrageous, but everything on her show is pure trash — this was definitely not a one-time thing.

We’ve been trying to figure out for years who her target audience is; we simply refuse to believe anyone will take this seriously. The show, Sabaya El Kheir, has been airing for years and these are the only lessons we’ve learned so far.



There are five girls in Tanta who are possessed by demons and go underground at night. No, they’re not seeking attention. They’re evil and we’re scared.


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Tears turn into blood when one is possessed by an demonic spirit





We have Egyptian twins who turn into cats at night. MEOW!





Houses are mysteriously burning in Qena, Egypt. Everyone thinks the city is haunted and this mattress actually made news…


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Don’t ask a physician for a Viagra prescription — you can find up to 15 million pills of sexual enhancement supplements in a mosque in Egypt


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Sandra Bullock is not the only one with premonitions, this Facebook model sees the future


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And, of course, always clean up your phone’s photo album


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