7 Beautiful Reasons Why Khawagas Will Never Understand Mombar
You taste it, you fall in love, that is until you know that your new favorite crusty roll is stuffed cow intestines. You can go ”eww” as much as you want, but mombar has proven over the decades that it is the ruler of ma7shy throne.
Listen guys, give mombar a chance. This isn’t just any food, mombar is a life lesson and a life-altering experience, it is a freakin’ love affair. Stop judging and spread the love.
You choose to forgive it for its disgusting past, because real love still exists and we all make mistakes
Just the sight of the word mombar on a menu is more euphoric than seeing Brad Pitt even now that he’s single. Move aside Brad, you ain’t got nothing on a mombara
The mind game of a crusty edge followed by a soft middle core is basically life philosophy. It will teach you more about existence and the laws of physics than any Sigmund Freud or Albert Einstein textbook
It is a love affair that is neither 7aram or a social taboo
Mombar has your back and always has your best interest in mind, a single roll is 150 calories. I know, it’s a dream come true
It smells better than lavender, roses, jasmine and mangoes and it’s about time they create a mombar-scented perfume
C’mon guys, people around the world eat bugs, dogs and snakes and you have a problem with intestines? Take a deep breath and indulge in what we promise you is a global phenomena
WE SAID THIS: Stop judging cuisine royalty.