A Step By Step Guide on Becoming DJ Khaled

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks, you’ve probably heard of the miracle and inspiration that is DJ Khaled. In case you haven’t, DJ Khaled is an American rapper of Palestinian origin whose greatest hits include ‘All I do Is Win’ and ‘No New Friends’.

Aside from his music, DJ Khaled is best known for his SnapChat stories along with his keys to success. With all of his amazing qualities, it’s difficult not to envy him. That’s why we’ve made you an easy-to-follow, step-by-step guide on how to become (or at least resemble) the influencer himself.

 

Step 1: Gain attention by making a song with a famous rapper.

 

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Step 2: Find your key to success. Be it a plant, a lamp, or even cocoa butter.

 

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Step 3: Remember that life is smooth.

 

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Step 4: Remind smart, loyal, people that you appreciate them.

 

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Step 5: Buy sad smart, loyal person a house.

 

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Step 6: Buy their momma a house.

 

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Step 7: Eat. Especially if they don’t want you to eat.

 

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Step 8: Do interviews. Especially if they don’t want you to do interviews.

 

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Step 9: Snapchat yourself while you shower.

 

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Step 10: Snapchat yourself watering your plants.

 

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Step 11: Snapchat everything.

 

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Step 12: Make an Instagram account where you post all of your snapchats.

 

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Step 13: Ride through the journey to more success.

 

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Step 14: Make a metaphor. And another one. And another one.

 

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Step 15: Sell flip flops with phrases you use a lot printed on them.

 

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WE SAID THIS: Congratulations, you are now an inspiration to us all.

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