It’s all fun and games until you’re on the beach with a damn kersh. Sahel is upon us and in case you haven’t noticed, formet el Sahel is slowly creeping around us and we’re freaking out because we’re ages behind. We might all be couch potatoes all year long, but we seriously can’t handle the extra fat in bikini and Zara’s neon boy shorts season.
Here are 10 signs formet El Sahel 2017 is invading our existence…
Kolo mashi shaded dera3o w fared dahro. It looks incredibly robotic
Guys with shades in cars next to you are giving you the I’m-so-hot-you-can’t-handle-me look, even though you can’t see anything but their shoulders
Everyone is talking about the gym, whenever you call them they’re at the gym or posting selfies fel gym
Your colleague’s shirt just got tighter
And dem skinny jeans became baggier
Whenever he is next to his car, he makes sure you see his gym bag
Kolo metanshen 3al beach
Zeet ketir
Shaving ketir
The forma doesn’t simply go the beach, the forma stands alone in front of the water parading his legs day, acting all indifferent
Protein shakes all the time in all sizes and colors…or amino…maybe steroids!
When a male starts counting calories, you know elforma is next to you
Elmayo elposhporic bta3 Zara means formet el Sahel has either arrived, on its way or in his head
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