6 Recreational Excuses to Breastfeed

As moms-to-be welcome 2014 with anticipation for their newborn, the Federal National Council in UAE has added a clause to the new Child Protection Law. The clause basically enforces mothers to breastfeed their children for two years. There has been much controversy about implementation of the law, as mothers say it should be a personal choice. Aside from all the emotional ups and downs new mothers go through, there shouldn’t be any added pressure, they claim.

As you await the arrival of your baby, here are some reminders that might help get yourself through the hard days of breastfeeding once you start.

1. Aunt Flo Gots to Go: No more monthly visitations from Aunt Flo. She usually takes a sabbatical as long as you are breastfeeding. No more PMSing, cramps or back pain.

2. Give the Breast, Forget about the Rest: You don’t have to think about why your baby is crying or troubleshoot the actual problem! Once your baby is uncomfortable, just give your little one the breast. That’ll be your answer for everything in the world.**

3. Bye-Bye, Baby Fat: Breastfeeding can burn from 500 up to 800 calories a day. Which is the perfect excuse not to get out there and actually exercise. Can you think of a better alternative to burn all the baby fat?

4. Get Away: Breastfeeding is the perfect excuse to take a break during crappy social gatherings and go nurse your baby in private. It’s perfect if you want to play Candy Crush or check WhatsApp.

5. Bye-Bye, Birth Control: If done right, breastfeeding can be an effective method of birth control up to six months. No need to pop the pill and endure all those hormones flooding your body.

6. Get an All-Natural High: The best thing about breastfeeding is the rush of endorphins that gets released after a long delay. You’ll look like a drunken sailor filled with utter relief and contentment. Enjoy!

**WE SAID THIS: We don’t actually advocate this. Take good care of your child!