28 Things Everyone Tells Themself When Working Out at the Gym

We all have a love-hate relationship with the gym. Whether you’re a gym rat or you go a few times after New Year’s never to appear again until months later to try and miraculously get a beach bod, there are certain thoughts that tend to run through our minds every time we push ourselves to get fit.

Here are 28:

 

1. You can do it!

 

2. No, you can’t.

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3. How many more do I have to do?

 

4. What should I eat after?

 

5. What is that woman wearing?

 

6. This totally counts.

 

7. Ugh. That guy needs to stop with the sounds…

 

8. I can’t.

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9. F*** this. No seriously, f*** this.

 

10. Crotch shot! Must… look… away…

 

11. How many calories am I burning?

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12. He really needs to shower.

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13. I really need to shower.

 

14. How many calories did I eat today?

 

15. It buuuuuuuurns!

 

16. Did I get bigger?

 

17. Yea, I did.

 

18. Whatup, bruh?

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19. Ten more minutes. No, more like nine. Nine more minutes.

 

20. Did I remember to check in at the gym on Facebook?

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21. Am I doing this right?

 

22. Which gym selfie should I put on Instagram?

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23. Look at those CrossFit idiots.

 

24. Whatup, bruh?

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25. Two more minutes!

 

26. F*** this.

 

27. 6… 5… 432…

 

28. 1!

 

WE SAID THIS: Check out 10 Signs You Live at the Gym.

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