17 Classes That Should Be Taught at Kris Jenner’s Dubai College

With the news of Kris Jenner launching Legacy Business School in New York and soon in Dubai, we wondered what would actually be taught there. La2a begad, what could you learn from the Kardashian clan?

 

 

 

Economics: Pimping out Your Daughters 101

 

pimping

 

 

 

 

Maritime Studies: Yachting with an Emphasis on Day Drinking

 

yacheting

 

 

 

Theology: Theory of “Say Bible”

 

let go and let god

 

 

 

Performing Arts: Intro to Ugly Crying

 

ugly cry

 

 

 

 

Video Production 69: Lighting & Sex Tapes

 

lighting

 

 

 

Intermediate Marketing: Selling Socks

 

socks

 

 

 

Interracial Studies: Snagging Rappers, Ball Players and Jews

 

black

 

 

 

Aesthetic Studies: Fake It Till You Make It

 

fake

 

 

 

Finance: Multi-Million Profit from Weddings Exploitation

 

class big ass

 

 

 

Human Sexuality: Informing Your Wife That You’re a Woman on National TV

 

cait

 

 

 

Geography: North West

 

north west

 

 

 

Technology: App Development from Literally Nothing

 

bought her a career

 

 

 

Engineering: Break the Internet

 

troll

 

 

 

Mechanics: Ride Bikes, Magazine Covers and the Internet Naked

 

naked

 

 

 

Law: Getting Away with Pedophilia

 

law underage

 

 

 

Humanities: How to Lose a Guy in 72 Days

 

marriage

 

 

 

Mixology: Shoving Bills Down a Waiter’s Throat

 

waiter

 

 

 

WE SAID THIS: Meet the Kardashians of the Middle East: the Abdel Aziz Sisters!

 

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