17 Classes That Should Be Taught at Kris Jenner’s Dubai College
With the news of Kris Jenner launching Legacy Business School in New York and soon in Dubai, we wondered what would actually be taught there. La2a begad, what could you learn from the Kardashian clan?
Economics: Pimping out Your Daughters 101

Maritime Studies: Yachting with an Emphasis on Day Drinking

Theology: Theory of “Say Bible”

Performing Arts: Intro to Ugly Crying

Video Production 69: Lighting & Sex Tapes

Intermediate Marketing: Selling Socks

Interracial Studies: Snagging Rappers, Ball Players and Jews

Aesthetic Studies: Fake It Till You Make It

Finance: Multi-Million Profit from Weddings Exploitation

Human Sexuality: Informing Your Wife That You’re a Woman on National TV

Geography: North West

Technology: App Development from Literally Nothing

Engineering: Break the Internet

Mechanics: Ride Bikes, Magazine Covers and the Internet Naked

Law: Getting Away with Pedophilia

Humanities: How to Lose a Guy in 72 Days

Mixology: Shoving Bills Down a Waiter’s Throat

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