If ‘Frozen 2’ Was Egyptian!

As if the first Frozen wasn’t enough for every single parent on Earth, Disney just decided that a sequel is on its way. For those who have been living under a rock and haven’t noticed the impact this animated feature has had on Egypt, allow me to update you.

Everywhere I go in Cairo, there are Elsa books, school bags, stickers, Halloween costumes. It is not even possible to go to a birthday without seeing a gigantic Frozen-themed cake, Olaf cupcakes and a birthday kid dressed in a long blue dress and a white braided wig.

The movie’s songs are on my iPad, PC and iPod in case my daughter throws a tantrum in the car.

I decided to burst everyone’s Frozen bubble and show you how it will really go down if Elsa came here.

 

 

She will be no queen; she will fight for bread like everyone else

 

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Her magical powers will land her an interview with Reham Saeed

 

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The Egyptian media will use her life drama as material for a Ramadan TV show

 

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The whole freezing everything problem will require a fast source of heat

 

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She will show every Egyptian offended by Ghada Adel smiling at a tourist what presumptuous really looks like

 

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And once and for all she will solve the harassment ordeal by freezing and emasculating the lowlifes

 

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