Egypt Bomb Scare Drinking Game
Bomb scares have become routine in Egypt recently, from Maadi’s leafy streets to the eastern enclave of Heliopolis and up to Alexandria, and it seems like all we can do is post about it on social media.
If all we’re doing is sitting back and watching this madness while the bomb squads do their thing in an effort to protect innocent lives, we thought we might as well get in on the action with what else but a drinking game!
Get your cups and bottles ready, here we go…
Take a sip when someone on your newsfeed posts about a bomb; take a shot if it’s a picture
Take a sip for every comment; take a shot for every “like”
Take a sip every time someone says the word “bomb” in conversation
Take a sip when the bomb is in Maadi, and one for each bomb
Take a sip if there’s a bomb at or near a metro station
Take a sip if there’s a bomb at or near a foreign business
Take a sip if there’s a bomb at or near police or military personnel
Take a sip when you check Bey2ollak for bomb alerts
Take a shot for every bomb nearby
Take a shot if you hear an explosion
Take a shot if a bomb is found in a movie theater, mall, airport, school or university
Take a shot if the bomb is under a friend’s or family’s building
Chug your drink if the bomb is under your building
Chug your drink if you see the bomb squad
Take a shot for every person taking a photo/video of the bomb squad with their mobile phone
Chug your drink when you hear a story of a friend who actually found a bomb, thought it was just a piece of trash in the street and kicked it away (true story!)
If a bomb damages or destroys a national treasure, go home, you’re drunk…
WE SAID THIS: Seriously, though, this sucks and our thoughts are with the loved ones of those injured and killed by these horrific bomb attacks.