Dancing Monkey @ White Club

Every once in awhile something comes along and creates quite a stir online!

Well this is just one of those things! Have you heard of club White? (You probably haven’t) I have because I unfortunately work in the industry and I’m forced to have to know these things!

Having never stepped foot in the place, I can’t really vouch on how nice the decor is or how cool the music is (take it from me, if i haven’t been you probably don’t want to either!)

Your probably reading this and asking “why the cruel onslaught and bitchy tone towards the place?” Well turns out the Winners at Club White (may I add it’s in Mohandesien who goes clubbing in Mohandesien?) have a caged monkey in their venue!

Now, I am not an animal rights activist, although I adore animals very much, for one specific reason, they are helpless creatures! Unlike us humans they can’t verbalize or inform us of what is they are feeling! I bet this little guy sits at that damn dubstep party and wants to tear his ears off (because if I can’t stand dubstep, I’m sure this guy can’t either)

My recommendation White, is sell it to me, give it to me, do whatever you need to get it out of there, but trust me this is borderline abusive especially that you have a Wild animal in a tiny cage in a loud venue with drunken buffoons messing with it!

WE SAID THIS: The Scoop Empire Team will adopt it and make sure it finds a good home! Contact us, WE ARE SERIOUS!