Bathroom Break With Ghazy: The Ghazy Awkward Bride Prevention Plan

By Mohamed Ghazy On May 16, 2013

To avoid awkward death stares between brides to be, and to also lower our population growth rate, I propose the following:

There should only be one wedding a day in Egypt for each class.

This is to prevent couples hating each other for taking each others friends and to prevent awkward moments between the guests that want to go to one wedding more than the other.

There are 4 classes in Egypt as per the judgmental marketeers: A, B, C and D.

That means there will be only 1,460 weddings per year.

I think that’s more than enough.

I call this Nobel Prize winning theory “The Ghazy Awkward Bride Prevention Plan“.

Bathroom break Mohamed Ghazy

Mohamed Ghazy

Ghazy. He's the mastermind behind the band "Ghazy and His Goons" which he proclaims to be the "best thing to Egypt has produced since the pyramids". When he's not making music, Ghazy is a football enthusiast who lives on Dr. Pepper and the not so manly "Rainbow Sherbet" ice cream flavour. His unorthodox persona helps him write about the most random stuff anyone can think off. But be warned, if you're easily offended or you're not so big on S & M then this thread is not for you.

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