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Ghazy. He's the mastermind behind the band "Ghazy and His Goons" which he proclaims to be the "best thing to Egypt has produced since the pyramids". When he's not making music, Ghazy is a football enthusiast who lives on Dr. Pepper and the not so manly "Rainbow Sherbet" ice cream flavour. His unorthodox persona helps him write about the most random stuff anyone can think off. But be warned, if you're easily offended or you're not so big on S & M then this thread is not for you.

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Why I’m Utterly Outraged at Egypt as a Country

Mohamed Ghazy
Let's just face it, we're a sh*t country. We will always be a sh*t country. In fact, we're the worst country there is. And before I get all these guilt tripping comments: If you ever defend Egypt and Egyptians, you are just as bad as the rest of them. I've never heard of a country that undertakes group harassment as a pastime when…
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Bathroom Break with Ghazy: Ghana Match Predictions

Mohamed Ghazy
Here's my prediction for Egypt's crunch qualifier against Ghana. I have hope: Third minute: Treka threads a sick ball to make Salah 1v1 with their keeper. Their CB slices him from behind unnecessarily and Zaki makes a meal of it. CB sent off, Treka scores penalty. Now the Ghanians are feeling sick and worried and start playing haphazardly.…
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Bathroom Break: Stop Trying To Be A Hipster!

Mohamed Ghazy
Here's a rant that's been on my mind for a while. Basically, I met this guy from an extremely big advertising agency in Egypt who was trying to be something he's not. It made me a sad Ghazy. He was also needlessly arrogant... I hate arrogant people. Besides myself. Here it goes... Most Egyptians in advertising make me sick. No, nothing to…
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