With Suicide Squad causing half of Egypt’s population to dress up as the Joker and Harley Quinn, we’ve decided to do all of these people a favor and compile a list of the events that are actually worth going to.

Thursday – 27th October

Dayreen – Dahab

This one goes out to all the hippies who want to also dress up. We know who you are. *wink*

Friday – 28th October

Neon Party – Ras Shitan

If you fancy a rave in Ras Shitan where you’ll bump into Dora the Explorer and Jon Snow trippin’, this is your party.

 Haunted Hotel at Fairmont Nile City – Cairo

Don’t miss a spook-tacular Halloween live performance while indulging in the best Asian fusion cuisine from Saigon Restaurant & Lounge.

Biker’s Joint – Cairo

Think men being men on motorbikes (probably). We’re guessing everyone is gonna pretend their from Sons of Anarchy.

Cairo Rugby’s Felucca Regatta – Cairo

Think frat party on a boat with costumes. As Cady Heron once said, the limit does not exist.

ZombieBall – Gouna

Expect to be surrounded by a lot of zombies, minus the fact that they want to have a piece of you, but just want to steal your spot on the dancefloor.

Saturday – 29th October

SANE Halloween Event! – Cairo

If you’re a parent, this is the party to take your kids to.

Monday – 31st October

Rockstar Zombies Halloween Party at The Tap – Cairo

Think costumes party but with karaoke. Yup, you can dress up as Sonny and Cher like you’ve always wanted with your other half.

Halloween Night at Color Beach Club – Hurghada

Of course we aren’t forgetting about Hurghada! Y’all party animals can head to the color beach club where DJ Moose will come with his pet moose (probably to be honest) and slay the decks.

The Playpen ft. Aguizi & Fahim / Mohasseb at Cairo Jazz Club – Cairo

Cairo Jazz Club don’t joke about their costumes. If you ain’t got one on, no entry for you.

WE SAID THIS: Which one will we see you at?