Why You Shouldn’t Be Sad That You’re Trapped in Cairo This Eid

We find ourselves trapped in Cairo this Eid and as much as we hate wasting 10 days of our life secluded in the land of pollution and bad statues, we’re starting to find pros everywhere we go. We finally decided to stop envying everyone sipping cocktails and tanning by the beach and appreciate the eight small gifts Cairo is offering us this week.

Humans are missing

There are actual parking spots and no soyyas to harass you!

Internet speeds are 200 times faster because, again, humans are missing

There’s no such thing as traffic or even cars!

Silence everywhere, all day long!

Faster service in restaurants

Changing room queues are non-existent 

You can finally do that meshwar in 6^th October (or Heliopolis) that you’ve been postponing for years

WE SAID THIS: Enjoy the empty streets while they last.