Why I’m Utterly Outraged at Egypt as a Country

Let's just face it, we're a sh*t country. We will always be a sh*t country. In fact, we're the worst country there is. And before I get all these guilt tripping comments: If you ever defend Egypt and Egyptians, you are just as bad as the rest of them. I've never heard of a country that undertakes group harassment as a pastime when…
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Bathroom Break with Ghazy: Ghana Match Predictions

Here's my prediction for Egypt's crunch qualifier against Ghana. I have hope: Third minute: Treka threads a sick ball to make Salah 1v1 with their keeper. Their CB slices him from behind unnecessarily and Zaki makes a meal of it. CB sent off, Treka scores penalty. Now the Ghanians are feeling sick and worried and start playing haphazardly.…
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Bathroom Break: Stop Trying To Be A Hipster!

Here's a rant that's been on my mind for a while. Basically, I met this guy from an extremely big advertising agency in Egypt who was trying to be something he's not. It made me a sad Ghazy. He was also needlessly arrogant... I hate arrogant people. Besides myself. Here it goes... Most Egyptians in advertising make me sick. No, nothing to…
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