The 10 New Year’s Resolutions We Need To Forget About

With the beginning of a new year only weeks away, two things will no doubt dominate every social network, photos of people dancing and making fools of themselves on New Year’sEeve and New Year’s resolutions statuses and tweets.

Some self-made promises never get old, we just can’t seem to fulfill them or take them seriously. However, each January, we insist on lying to ourselves and getting on the nerves of everyone we ever befriended on social media.

Here are some of our promises that will definitely be doomed to failure:

 

 

1. I will reach my ideal weight this year.

 

 

 

2. I’m in full beast mode; no one can stop me at the gym.

 

 

 

3. The last cigarette that will ever touch my lips will be at the New Year’s Eve party.

 

 

 

4. I will be nicer at family gatherings, even if they insist on meeting on a long weekend and ruin my trip.

 

 

 

5. Lesson learnt, I’m at a more mature place now and I need to start investing once I pay all my debts.

 

 

 

6. This is the last time I ever stalk my ex online.

 

 

 

7. This is the year I finally shift careers, just right after I finish the next 16 projects.

 

 

 

8. I will find a hobby that will unleash my inner artist.

 

 

 

9. I’ll start my MBA right after I kick your ass and win this game.

 

 

 

10. Guys, we’ll never be Dan Bilzerian, he is fictional, we need to settle down.

 

 

 

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