There comes a time in every woman’s life when she faces the biggest decision of her life: get into a two-hour long fight or put a smile on her face and lie through your teeth. Marriage is anything but daily snuggles, laughter, rainbows, sharing ice cream and calm movie nights. Add kids to the equation and it feels like your head is about to explode at 6 AM while preparing lunch boxes that your kids won’t touch.
Here are all the times we subconsciously decide to white lie for a better marriage experience:
1. It was on sale
2. Ana bakrah el zann we el nakkad
3. Can you open this for me? You are so strong!
4. That was great
5. I’ll be ready in five minutes
6. La2 da mesh keratin, it’s my natural hair
7. Mali? Ana kwayesa aho
8. Tell me about your meeting *sar7ana for the next 15 minutes*
9. Dammak khafif awi
10. I’ve never had a boyfriend before
11. We don’t care about the shabka. E7na beneshtery ragel
12. Oh, it’s that time of the month, sorry!
13. Agheer men eh? She’s fat!
14. Bamout fe 7amaty
15. Of course I trust you
16. I forgot you hate red lipstick. Sorry, it’s long lasting so I can’t remove it
17. That was my dream proposal *blood boils*
18. Her teacher said you have to spend more time with the kids alone, away from me, maybe for a whole week
19. Habibi, I’ll make your favorite dish today because I’m not tired at all
20. I hate women who try to change men
21. Everyone will be dressed like this
22. 3omr ma baba khala fe nefsy haga
23. I’m 40 kilos
24. One word: enjoy
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