Hellooo Over Population

Is it only me or does this picture make you really nervous? I don’t know if it’s my fear of human interaction or just the sheer numbers that seem to make my heart beat faster, but the fact that our country resembles this picture does not bode well for me!

It’s not like our over flowing streets, crowded ally ways, and sheer over interactivity with humans was a bad enough side affect due to our over population, but hey why not keep popping out babies, we can afford it! 

Congratulations, Egypt’s population has officially hit the 91 million mark, with approximately 83 million people living inside of Egypt and an estimated 8 million living abroad.

In 2006 our population was estimated at 76.5 million, meaning in this past 6 years we have grown around 18 percent! Yes birth control shmirth control who needs it? I say have 12 kids at a time, don’t send them all to school start your own little sweat factory, that is definitely the way to improving one’s life!

Beloved Cairo has the largest population with 9 million residents, followed by Giza with 7.8 million (we all know Cairo & Giza are pretty much the same who are they fooling?!)

Sharqiya at 6.7 million. South Sinai and all the other Red Sea governorates are the least populated of all our cities carrying less than one percent of the population! So you know what that means, is it time to move? Gouna is calling my name!!!

To top this all off our male to female ratio is almost equal! Yes, you read that right, 45 million approx. of each sex. Now my question is, why the hell do the women always seem to be the minority in any gathering, mall, concert, even the street?! It’s time to let those women out of their cages, so we don’t have to suffer the sexual harassment from the deprived male population!

Now all jokes aside, if our current government and future governments do not take this issue into consideration, our already crowded streets will come to a stand still, our already hungry population will grow hungrier, and our lack of job opportunities will be non-existent

We Said This: Now let that sink in for a minute!

*** Source: Ahram Online