The Egyptian Internet is full of wonders! Like begad, we don’t even think it’s possible for us to be surprised by what we find on it anymore…until El Srag happened. We were scrolling up and down our feed when we bumped into this weird Facebook page by the name of: السراج لاعمال البلطجة واستخلاص الحقوق.
Yes, the actual page is supposedly a company that provides bullying and rights recovery services. You read that right! BULLYING SERVICES!! BALTAGA YA3NY!!! We weren’t quite sure what exactly did they mean by that, so we snooped around to find out what exactly do they do. Like do they literally bully people for you or eh bezabt? Apparently, they do, in a very organized way. Here are some of their services…
If you want to beat up and exile the local sayes from your area, it will cost you 1,000LE
If you want to beat up a taxi driver who just ripped you off, and also destroy his car, it’ll cost you 1,500LE
If you want to embarrass your annoying professor in your university, it’ll cost you 500LE. You can pay an extra 1,000LE to get his/her car destroyed though…
If someone stole your car and you want it back, it will depend on the information you give them and where the thieves are
Even though we understand that El Srag are probably providing these services with good intentions, we really hope they’re just messing around with the Egyptian Internet and don’t actually bully other people.
WE SAID THIS: Let us know what you think about them in the comments section…