Today, I would like to talk about something that’s very important. I want to talk about boys. Not just any kind of boys, the ones that are not worth your time. I used to like this guy, like really like him. We had a thing, it was very special (at least it was for me), but he had to travel and study abroad. I waited for him to come back into my arms with a college degree in his hand, but he came back with a wife instead.
Yup, that actually happened. And that’s why he isn’t worth my time, and all of the boys like him aren’t worth yours. Here are some of the characteristics you’ll find in these male creatures that you need to detach from ASAP!
He body shames you and makes you feel horrible
He gives you mixed signals and then tells you “you’re not my type”
He doesn’t introduce you to his friends
He always asks you to send him “specific” pictures of yourself
He only texts you right after you Snapchat a drop dead selfie
He keeps talking about how much he loves his mother, yet he doesn’t know how to respect women
He never texts first and you’re always the only person who initiates conversations
He keeps using distance as an excuse to never meet
He plays with your feelings and doesn’t care about the consequences
WE SAID THIS: These boys don’t have to be Egyptians!