Living every day under compromised visual circumstances is a daily struggle. We’ll never know the feeling of peacefully falling asleep to the television without having to lean over and set down our glasses. We’ll never be able to fly fighter planes in the military (which we think might actually be a good thing because no military for us). And we will forever walk around with the small fear that an emergency fire will happen and we won’t be able to find our glasses. Here are the many problems we bespectacled folk encounter on the regular:
Seeing in Polka dots when it rains
There will always be that annoying person who asks to try your glasses on then says “OMG YOU’RE BLIND”
You cannot possibly drink something hot without having to wait for the steam to wear off
“OMG you look so pretty without your glasses” “well, thanks”
When you start to wear contact lenses, you will constantly push on your “invisible frame” to adjust it
Applying makeup is one of the hardest things you will ever have to do. Like literally, EVER!
You dread people who wear glasses for the sake of fashion more than Rachel hates hearing Ross say “WE WERE ON A BREAK”
Wearing your new glasses feels like watching a 3D movie for the first time
Even though you hate to admit it, you are glad that porn convinced people that nerds are sexy as hell!
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