Ahhh, John Casson! If you’ve been living under an Egyptian rock and have no idea who this wonderful man is, well, please focus. He’s the British Ambassador in Egypt, but most importantly, he’s Masry AF (we don’t care if he’s not actually Masry). Recently, pictures of him and football star Ramadan Sobhi took over the Internet that got us thinking Casson would be the perfect BFF material. Not sold? Let us change your mind…
He wants to see his friend play in his home country!
He would literally drop everything just to get to you
He’s very welcoming and open to meeting new friends
He hates traffic just as much as you
He will go out of his way and plan a surprise birthday party for you…
…or a picnic
He loves foul and ta3meya…
…and ma7shi
He’d be so down to go with you to Citystars to watch the new Ghostbusters movie this weekend
He would pick up the morning newspaper for you
And of course, he’s the only friend you can rely on to give you a ride home after a wild night out
WE SAID THIS: For real though, we love you John Casson. Don’t ever leave us.
