So the supermoon just happened and it was anything but super. First of all, I expected the sky to be engulfed by a gigantic mystical planet, and I promise you, I spent an hour looking for the damn thing in the sky but because it was so tiny and such a disappointment I didn’t even see it.
Here are 11 things that are more super sized than the so-called super moon eli avwarna 3lih:
Lambet el7amam (light bulb)
Noor elkettle (kettle’s light switch)
Marwa7et gedety (grandma’s fan)
One 2ors ta3meya (a piece of falafel)
Mortada Mansour’s CD
Gebna Nesto ya me3afenin (a piece of Nesto cheese)
Abla Fahita’s hairpiece
Shanab (moustache) Ahmed Abdel Aziz
Volume sha3r (hair) Hayatem
WE SAID THIS: Thanks supermoon and see you in 2034…not!!