We understand that make-up is cool, but not for us! So for all you people who just don’t have a thing for makeup, you’re not alone!
People constantly asking you “enty bent enty? Fe bent kda?”
When you put make-up you’re like “meen de?”
Contouring? That mess on the face? No, thanks
It takes you forever when you try to buy make-up because you don’t know what are these products
Winged eyeliner is cool, but do I want to try 1000 times to do it? Nope.
You never know how much make-up is enough
The only highlighter you use is the one to highlight books
Why spend a hundred pounds on make-up when you can spend them on food?”
You’re the quickest one to get ready
You don’t understand why girls are so obsessed with make-up
