Is Lindsay Lohan a Secret Muslim or Does She Just Want to Be Arab?

I’ve been a fan of Lindsay Lohan ever since she was a freckled little child who pretended she had an identical twin and Dennis Quaid for a father. I loved her even more when she pretended to be friends with Regina George, as well as when she released her first studio album Speak and all I sang for months was “Over.”

 

But today is not the day where I fangirl over Queen Lohan, today is the day where I talk about one of my favorite theories. What’s that? Lindsay Lohan is a secret Muslim.

 

 

It all started when she was spotted in 2015 carrying a copy of the Quran on her first day of community service in Brooklyn

 

 

 

Anyone could be interested in one of God’s books, right? But then it went further. She really, really wants to learn Arabic

 

 

 

And she didn’t care if she looked a little dumb during the process

 

 

Lohan thought the Arabic words said “You’re beautiful,” when they really said “You’re a donkey.” Someone needs to fire their Arabic tutor.

 

 

Then there was that time she basically told The Sun that she’s on the verge of converting into Islam

 

 

 

Or when she talked Arabic and only Arabic in the streets of London 

 

 

She says “khalas” and “bas” (two words that mean enough) like a pro.

 

 

Or when she said Islam was her “belief” (2:10) in this interview and defended herself for being attacked over carrying a Quran

 

 

Basically just watch this whole interview!

 

 

Or better yet when she tweeted about going to Saudi Arabia, Madina to be exact!

 

 

 

I know she LOVES going to Turkey

 

Back with my little ones. #turkey #istanbul #theworldisbiggerthan5 ? current mood: ? ??

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Oct 20, 2016 at 8:12am PDT

 

 

LIKE A LOT!

 

My hard working women #istanbul miss you all – see you soon! ?

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Oct 14, 2016 at 10:00am PDT

 

 

She has taken a big interest in Syrians and refugee camps (which is amazing) 

 

I met a wonderful aid worker (Azize) at The Refugee Camp in Antep. She saw that my eyes lit up when I told her that her headscarf is beautiful. She waved to me and said, come with me, I followed her and she gifted it to me. I was so moved and touched by this that I wanted to wear it in appreciation for all of the generosity and love I received from everyone at the camp. Thank you #Gaziantep #theworldisbiggerthan5 ?❤️ thank you @fatmasahin

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Oct 8, 2016 at 4:33am PDT

 

 

There was that touching moment where she told everyone about they very inspiring story of Heya

 

I can’t forget Heya whom I met during my visit to the Hussein family. She couldn’t care less about our gifts to her, whose mother has gone. She held me more and more tight when she sat on my lap. I sniffed her hair, took her hands and held her tight. I understood at that moment once again that we can do more for each other, that we should do more for each other. And we can start by giving support to #Turkey which did its part in this huge human tragedy called Syria by welcoming 3 million refugees. We should do more, starting today… #RefugeesWelcome #MassacreinAleppo #theworldisbiggerthan5 #love not #ignorancekills

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Sep 26, 2016 at 1:02pm PDT

 

 

But then there was also that time she turned this towel into a veil

 

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A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Oct 18, 2016 at 4:29am PDT

 

 

She opened a nightclub in Athens that’s sole purpose is to help refugees

 

 

 

Last but not least, what is this accent? Is it just me or does she sound very Arab?

 

 

 

WE SAID THIS: None of this actually proves that she’s 100% Muslim, but let’s be honest, she probably is one.