Our moms, we love them and they love us, sometimes… other times they want to wring us from our neck. When they can’t legally murder us they come at us sideways with crazy phrases, often insulting themselves. Here are 30 crazy things our Arab moms say:
1. I know and if I don’t know wallah I’m going to find out so a7san et7kili min 7ella
2. Shu ana khadama fe dar abouk
3. …yl3an emak
4. 3ayzeen tetghaddo eh enaharda?
5. How come you won’t make an add for me on 3ala el Face
6. Kan youm aswad youm khaleftkom
7. Bs ya zift
8. Zay 3matek el kharya
9. Mshallah ijreki tawlaneen ray7a jay
10. Shayefni 23da 3la bank
11. Yalla oumi 7izi toulak sowi eshi moufeed fe 7ayatak
12. Min ra7 yetal3 fe khiltek
13. Clean your room jayeen 3endena douyf
14. Ya reit te7faz dorosak zay manta 7afez el aghany w el aflam keda
15. E3melely zoom 3al Instagram
16. Tb mafeesh boyfriend/girlfriend?
17. Allah yeb3atlek ibn el halal w yewazek w nekhlas minek inshallah
18. Ya bint el kalb
19. Bekafi shopping, el khazana malyana
20. How do I make a share on Snabchat
21. Shoft shu ebnak sawa
22. Lama kont 2adek kont mitjawza w mkhalefa 5
23. Lama tejawazi et2akhari zay ma bedik
24. What do you mean you want to wait to have kids? You’re going to expire soon!
25. Hayda el akel mawjood ahlan w sahlan mesh ajbak inshallah matafa7t
26. Emshy gatak mashash fe rokabak
27. Tool ma enti picky, hat3anesi
28. Ana marabetsh, ento tarbeyet shaware3
29. Enta mesh 3ayesh fe hotel
30. Mesh hatefla7 tool manta mashy ma3 so7abak el seya3 dool
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