Can Someone Please Create These Instagram Accounts?

With all the crazy and rather meaningless Instagram accounts people have been coming up with lately, we feel a little left out in the Middle East. We don’t have Hotdudesreading or Hotdudeswithdogs and we definitely don’t have Manbunmonday.

We need accounts that are not about the perfectly dressed and pouters. We need the harsh truth about the Arab world because the last time we checked, not every female is a fashion blogger.

We hereby request that someone turns our dreams into reality and create these pages:

 

Humans of Sa7el

 

El-Sa7el has been infamous for the specimens occupying its land. Words of the mouth will never do them justice, an Instagram account that perfectly depicts their nature is a must.

 

 

Hot Arabs Eating

 

Enough with the culinary precision and table manners. Our motto is all food is finger food.

 

 

Arab Hair Fails

 

We have only heard of a few men with buns in the Middle East, however on multiple occasions it has been reported to be either a myth or extensions. If we want to get real with Arab haircuts, we need more Kaborya or bunk.

 

 

Kornish Affairs

 

Egypt’s Kornish has seen more love than wedding ballrooms.  We would kill to listen to one of their conversations, but that would be both difficult and creepy, so going through photos of contemplating couples would just have to do.

 

 

Green Arabs

 

Yoga is everywhere right now. Whether you are at the beach, the pyramids or the supermarket, there is a Yogi in the corner stretching one of their limbs.

 

 

I Think I Am Important

 

It is of utmost importance that we accurately describe fashion and beauty bloggers. It goes  like this “I want people to give a shit about me because I think I am important.”

 

 

I Want To Have Your Babies

 

Don’t you dare judge us for having the hots for uniformed policemen. Blame the universe and Biology.

 

 

Ya3 Food

 

Breaking news! No one cares how cute or delicious your food is. We only care when it is going into our mouths and hibernating in our hips.

 

Hot Dudes Fel Cafe

 

A shisha for most men is a proud extension of their arms and existence. Arabs don’t smoke shishas, they have affairs with them and just like any bad romance, they suck the life out of each other. Dear hot dudes fel cafe, your slogan “smoking will never kill Arabs” is incorrect.

 

 

Egypt Street Fighters

 

Fight club has nothing on Egypt. Brad Pitt should definitely make a visit to the Egyptian streets to see how real men beat the hell out of each other for the stupidest reasons.

 

 

Creepy Women Stalking Incredibly Hot Men

 

Don’t be fooled by the amazing Instagram accounts hotdudesreading and Dilfs, for the admins are nothing but creepy stalkers who are two posts away from a restraining order. We are all about honesty, hence the account name. Let’s not forget stalk is the new black.

 

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