Your Guide To Nailing Your First Kiss

A first kiss is just as important and memorable as your graduation, your dream proposal and your wedding night. Research suggests that a little bit of kissing clues you in to important information about the person you are smooching. If that isn’t motivating enough to be an excellent kisser, then you are doomed in the love department.

Here are some basic guidelines on how to nail your first kiss, which of course is only the beginning to a happy and satisfied ever after:

 

 

Make sure you approach with fresh breath. The toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash and gum are your new best friends.

 

 

 

Plan for it to happen at a romantic spot. A first kiss is a milestone in everyone’s life and you need to set the right mood.

 

 

 

Close your eyes. There is nothing creepier than a staring kisser.

 

 

 

Don’t proceed with your forehead; a head bang is both horrific and unacceptable except in a football match

 

 

 

Approach slowly, summon your inner Tamer Hosny and hold their gaze for better effect

 

 

 

Then it’s time for the cheesy line, “hatganenini” 

 

 

 

Beware of sloppy kissing. Swallow any traces of saliva in your mouth. 

 

 

 

Don’t shove your tongue in your partner’s mouth, this increases chances of gagging and, even worse, suffocation

 

 

 

Get a grip over your euphoria and don’t you dare bite. Not every man is a sparkly vampire from ‘Twilight’.

 

 

 

Careful with the roaming hands; stroke the hair or caress the cheek just to avoid accidents that lead to an unhappy ending

 

 

 

And once it is over, we beg you never pull away abruptly, laugh or do the victory dance. Not cute.

 

 

 

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